Sensini42, le 07/08/2014 à 09:27
Certainnes sont bof, d'autres pas mal, quelques unes excellentes.
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar nazi
Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines
Mars is populated entirely by robots.
When you say the word "crisp" it moves from the back of your mouth to the front as you say it.
When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.
I will be the last person to die in my lifetime..
If you did something "like a boss", you'd probably just pay someone else to do it.
I wonder how many places I've already visited for the last time.
The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
How far back in history do you have to go before it's considered archaeology instead of grave robbing?
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
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