son: it's not fair that dad gets to play good games and i always get grounded
father: son, i am sorry that you are so butthurt about it, but youre not allowed to use the playstation three, go play your baby pocket monsters games and be a good son
son: but daddy i want my nite-nite toy!!! ive been a good big gay baby and i wanna have cummies!! >_<
father: soon you will understnand..why storms are named after people....

father: time to un-pause this good game of dark souls and fight some bad monsters after grabbing myself a beer, nothing like a nice gaming session in the ruckus room while the wifey is away
son: dad, i want to play games too
father: no son, you are a casual, a word i learned online that means youre a video game novice, and so you are grounded from the playstation games system until you shape up
son: im trying my hardest

son: dad i'm home from school, i see youre playing dark souls again
father: well let me pause my dark souls game for a bit, I want to have a look at your report card son
son: oh no..
father: just D's and C's this time huh son..? looks like you need to, git gud, as they say in this dark souls community,
son: sorry for being a bad son
father: dont talk to me..i might die and lose all my souls, in dark souls. go to your room

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