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where is my big dick
im a big dick motherfucker i m going to cuckold you

lmao my oniichin listens to that artist, actually. and he listens 2 venetian snares and swears he doesn’t listen to venetian snares just to say that he listens to venetian snares and he just really likes their music : ^) you go oniichin, wow fight a poower

o k i started downloading new music while sorting through my folder im hopeless ;_; can anyone recommend me some hot beats to illegally pirate or new bands to check out to broaden my horizons so i can show off to my oniichin because he has lots of obscure mussic and like 10095 gigabites of music on his computer and i want to outdo him i hate his gut???? he keep s making fun of me and calling me a plebeian. i also just want sweet beats to relax 2 : ^) 
i really like 80’s music (no hair metal shit tho) and electronic stuff, cutesy soothing stuff, and catchy upbeat things i guess
no anime songs, i already have that covered because i am an anime expert : ^) 
but anyuwyay what do u recommend?

Doodled this 4 u, r thy big enuff?  ヾ(＠^▽^＠)ﾉ

hOT 
now THOSE are the gozongas that are perfect for me : ^) i have a glamourous body 
thank u :^ ))))))))))))))))))))))

i cant decide whether to 
1. play kingdom heart
2. beat my meat
3. play flash dressup games 
4. do an ask game thing
or 
5. organize my music folder 

why not do all at once??? ?/??