kill-whitepeople:

I put bill clinton’s autobiography in the manga section at this bookstore where it belongs

marcovicci:

in this episode: gordon ramsay orders a one-pound “Cowboy Burger” that arrives with a regular sized bun, mumbles “a cowboy burger… with a very small hat” and then tries repeatedly to take bites out of it but fails because he keeps cackling to himself

man walks into a bar and sees a bug, he says, i want to fuck that bug
bug says "FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT : DDDD :D"