woeroboros:

nyannerz:

woeroboros:

In three months I’ll wish you a happy conception day, to mark the 25th anniversary of the day your parents banged and conceived you. For now though, Happy Birthday!

wow thanks but i was actually created when lightning struck a meteor from space as it was falling to earth and it happened to land in a pure serene pond that was a ctually a sacred holy place untouched by man and as the semi-liquefied meteor rapidly cooled on contact with the water i was crystallized out of the high energyh dense space rock and floated serenely until i was discovered by a group of shrine maidens because this all happened in Japan.

did tthey jack u off 

^^;

lol ^_^ smexxy!! 

woeroboros:

In three months I’ll wish you a happy conception day, to mark the 25th anniversary of the day your parents banged and conceived you. For now though, Happy Birthday!

wow thanks but i was actually created when lightning struck a meteor from space as it was falling to earth and it happened to land in a pure serene pond that was a ctually a sacred holy place untouched by man and as the semi-liquefied meteor rapidly cooled on contact with the water i was crystallized out of the high energyh dense space rock and floated serenely until i was discovered by a group of shrine maidens because this all happened in Japan.

did tthey jack u off 

naan bread is so good oooh my god i can’t stop thinking about it

I earned it man I been on here like 5 years and once I get my dick sucked from it I’m bout to kill myself because life ain’t getting any better