i dont really remember much but i guess u have to guard a lot and surprise him from behind ; )))

there are so many, it’s hard to choose the worst one 

i guess it’s a tie between the time i accidentally peed on the floor during story time in first grade and the time when i was around 10 and wrote really awful final fantasy 10 fanfiction about some marysue al bhed summoner original character do not steal on the family computer and days later i went into my dad’s office in the basement to get something and i saw my magnum opus printed out on his desk 
i still feel the shame  

hOT UNCUT xx x boners 

i tried peeing standing up once 

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