god im gonna become one of those moms who monitors my child’s computer usage like a hawk and puts parental controls on everything, i’m so sorry, u either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain

woeroboros:

theonlynonautist:

actually not bad for a redditor.

making a poem is a little cringey but he gets the good word across.

yes fellow gamers, spread the good word. do not be downtrodden in this dark times my brethren, for the night is always darker before the dawn. we, an equal people, for gamer is a title we can all share, all us brothers with love of game. all we had ever wanted was game. our safe haven, breached by the warriors of social justice, knew inequality for the first time, for never had we given thought to our differences. after all, how much difference is there between one fresh young male and another? and lo, these harpies would not let us remain in our comfy space. they set upon us with wholly unreasonable demands, like such as… acknowledge that our beloved game gives greater representation to men. and what of it, why would our game need cater to these womenfolk, when there are scarcely womenfolk among our jolly fraternity. but there could be no peace. and when we have won this struggle, let it not be said that we never offered fair quarter against these who would seek to oppress us and our hobby. was the olive branch of “make your own games then” never extended? did we not offer the compromise of “pretend you’re a guy and you probably wouldn’t get harassed so much”? and what of these kinkshamers, who would besmirch our good character based solely on our propensity for focusing on the sexual aspect of women to the exclusion of any other interest, both in game and out? i say to them, what is wrong with us dudes being dudes didn’t you know that the average male has a much higher libido and we’re just appreciating the female form, like it’s a compliment really and what’s wrong with sex anyway god are you some kind of prude this is my only outlet for my sexual frustration based on years of rejection and like if women would just open their legs there’d be no war and maybe then i might think about women in games in some other light it’s not like there aren’t certain characters i like in a nonsexual way i’ve taken to referring to them as ‘mai daughteru’ to show that my only wish is to protect their purity from any other men but i mean if she was REALLY interested i can’t really say i’d say no like i mean look at her why is she so perfect aaaaaaaaahhhh mmmmmmm yyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa GAME ON BROTHERS

i used to scoff at internet safety and stranger danger shit when i was little and would go on AIM chatrooms to mess with 40 year old creepy dudes when i was like 8, but damn, when i have a kid, letting them use the internet without supervision will be terrifying, lmao. i will pray for them

officer i know i just threatened to kill this person, but i can explain, they started it by posting insulting memes about me on the internet