woeroboros:

mewshuji:

I remember this time when a whole bunch of friends of mine got together and played Minecraft together. Each person made their own little thing, one guy made a hotel, another guy a restaurant, another group of people a little farm, I made a dojo…

One day while everyone else was asleep, some of them got together and made a gauntlet filled with enemies and stuff and it wasn’t too bad… but then when it was my turn to go through they spawned a bunch of Endermen and I ran the fuck out of there screaming, disconnected from the server and yelled and sobbed at them for scaring me.

I’m such a weenie.

NEVER FORGET THE VALUABLE NINJA LESSONS YOU LEARNED THAT DAY

You Have Completed The TRials

mewshuji:

woeroboros:

xkcdexplained:

A male approaches the door of a female and finds that she has filled her apartment with the plastic balls used in children’s ball pits. He is surprised and confused so he inquires about the reason for her actions. To this she replies that they are adults now and the decisions they make, along with the consequences of those decisions, are entirely up to them.

The actions of the comic’s female character represent those of a young adult whose fear over the sudden realization that they are adults with responsibility cause them to act out in a childish manner. This fear of adulthood is often caused by someone not fully experiencing their youth, due to a variety of reasons including: social awkwardness, overbearing parents, advanced childhood talent or fear.

It is this condition that leads to adults taking interest in model trains, sports cars, dinosaurs, alcoholism, ball pits, younger sexual partners, yelling and more.

cicadas:

goth moth

grawly:

grawly:

The concept that someone actually had to say “we should put in an inflatable kiddie pool full of plastic balls” out loud and then execute it SEEMS like it should be relatively simple to grasp but I can’t help but struggle processing that information. 

somebody just dropped the fucken thing on the floor of a giant convention hall and said to themselves “this’ll keep em occupied.”

themonsterghost:

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