My thought is that he’s a shitty liar.

You don’t get a character as laser-focused on making nerd boners pop as Elizabeth without setting out to do that from the get. Nobody ever ACCIDENTLY made ‘quirky traditionally attractive white girl who has some incredibly minor flaw to make her just insecure enough to not be threatening’. You set out to do that. The only way Elizabeth could have been more specifically targeted at that group was if she was voiced by Felicia Day or something. 

Levine doesn’t cry when he finds Elizabeth porn, he visualizes his wallet fattening and wrings his hands together while going ‘Good..Good..”

milliondollarextreme:

howdy there teens. let me introduce myself. i’m a Twilight mom with Bieber fever. I’m a Palin hockey mom and gosh darn proud of it. the most traumatic experience in recent memory was when I broke my trendy Starbucks-esque 55$ coffee mug I bought at Whole Foods with a cookie-cutter feel-good “made green” sales pitch and genuine leather handle.

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muscleluvr2:

secretlyabanana:

muscleluvr2:

imagine a boy who loves metal, but also listens to country, rock, and indie. imagine a boy who loves crash bandicaoot and sonic, but also has time for mature games such as call of duty, and the bioshock series. imagine a boy who is caring, and takes care of you, but also gives you freedom. who loves to take you on a date, or see you without makeup. and who owns crash bandicoot merch but shares it with you. well guess what its not just a fantasy.

how is call of duty remotely mature

this is art