their suffering feeds me *my cloak blows in the wind and i gaze up to the pale moon*

lmao you can’t be real, this is just too much. Yeah he’s such a good dude, so good that he’d spread a harmful lie about himself to all his friends who trusted him and always looked out for him, and then say he was just “trolling”, so good that out of bitterness over everyone not wanting to be associated with him anymore which was entirely his own fault, he’d anonymously post things on the internet to make me believe that someone was stalking me and lie about it multiple times despite knowing that it was causing me and my family shit tons of stress, so good that he treated every one of his friends like trash and acted incredibly unapologetic about it and tried to play it off as some shitty joke. And “friendzoned”??? really
even if I did “friendzone” his weak ass there still would be no reason to defend him for anything he did lol

hopefully they grew out of it???

does this super unfunny ask count towards your total accumulated Edgy Cyberlord Points ™ and if so can you trade in these newly acquired points to buy a sweet graphic T with a witty message on it such as “csi: cant stand idiots” or maybe even an anime cumrag from J-List

3.5 inches is way too high of an expectation its like a porno penis, the kind of fake plastic penis you see in a porno, it’s just not human -_-