skymin:

イチ子

pumpkindoom:

SURPRISE

I AM CUTE BUG

the costume thing is also really gimmicky and dumb like that’s how you generate hype for a final fantasy game??? it seems so out of place and weird, and then there’s this shit

“Yes, her chest jiggles. Since everyone can decide what costume she’ll wear, you can make sure it does (laughs). By the way, since Lightning swings her arm when you change her weapon in the menu screen, that’s a recommended action for sure-fire jiggling! To see it even better it could be useful to equip a small shield. Look forward to it!”
which is embarrassing as hell 

if this wasn’t a final fantasy game i wouldn’t even care but it’s a huge mess of obvious pandering and toriyama treats the series like it’s his indigo child shitbaby and like it’s such a big deal and everyone just eats it up like “uwu lightning is mai waifu ^_^ u can even change her clothes this time!!!!!???” i still can’t believe they have the audacity to act as if everyone was sitting at the edge of their semen encrusted seats just waiting for another shitty addition to the universally loved final fantasy 13 series. the fact that they still call it “final fantasy” at this point is nauseating just why the fuck 

i luv lightning’s armpits x3

kindlesong:

Leave it to the fucking blue website to find zero issue with the phrase “cuties having squirmy little orgasms”