myhairisademon:

I seriously thought my itunes started playing on it’s own.

brokendildo:

drakefanclub:

i don’t know what to say

I have never been more uncomfortable in my life

the way she stares unblinkingly at him throughout the vid makes me feel a coldness inside

Daddy : Babygirl, why are you still up?
Me : I'm tumblr-ing, and you were working...
Daddy : I think it's time for bed.
Me : Now?!
Daddy : It's too late for little girls like you to be up.
Me : There are other little girls online, see?! Look at my dash!
Daddy : I don't even know what that means. Go to bed, march.
Me : Make me.
Daddy : Say it again.
Me : ... Make me.
Daddy : Think about where this is going. Then. Say it again.
Me : ... Otay, fiiine. I will go to bed.
Daddy : Such an attitude tonight. And, this is why you aren't allowed to stay up late.
Me : Hmph!

UrBoyJoryBoy:How about I dom the daddy dom
*UrBoyJoryBoy performs a flawless low spinning sweep kick and knocks the daddyDUM on his dumb ass*
Daddy: OUF
Me: Daddy!
*I cover my eyes, I'm so frightened for my daddy, but also can't help but notice how badass this intruder is*
UrBoyJoryBoy: Heh
*UrBoyJoryBoy then moves in and gets daddy in a perfect anaconda choke*
*Daddy passes out*
UrBoyJoryBoy: Looks like the only one going to bed is you daddy..
*UrBoyJoryBoy takes me in as his daughter and raises me not to be a fucking weirdo.*

galosengen:

i was like “that’s a cute cat” and then more just kept coming