thaTS the last fuckinng time i fall asleep watching a documentary on robot sex dolls holy shit

"go home x you’re drunk" was an internet memem that stopped being funny ages ago, I dunno how or where it originated

to make my self fall asleep faster i try to recreate the whole face of Garfield like down to every last detail

pissfreak:

i was trying to go to sleep but out of nowhere i remembered fucking hot dog noodles and now im so uncomfortable i cant possibly fall asleep. i cant even express the pure dread and nausea i feel when thinking about this abomination, something about spaghetti threaded thru boiled hot dogs makes me want to shrivel up and die. who the fuck would even come up with this shit, they deserve to go to hell