i strongly believe now that if youre born in canada you either become A. a hockey player or B. an experimental indie electronic musician goodbye

everyone listen close i have a very important life hack tip and im not going to say it again because the robbers might be listening in shhhhh,… introducing…a wallet that would never get stolen out of your bag…a wallet made out of a flimsy plastic maxi pad wrapper ! just put your money and cards n shit in there… no one will expect it!! Wow this is genius o_o it’ll never fall out or get lost easily or anything, it is the perfect secret compartment for all your money, just stick it all in there and know that i hate you you stupid motherfucker

commanderdouche:

Oh boy I sure cant wait to get up in the morning! All the shit that will happen after the Smash Direct ends.