WAKE UP IT’S TIME TO FARM PARSNIPS

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just updating everyone on my LIFE and also there’s lots of hot new ferret footage for your viewing pleasure

bidoof:

In late 2015, prolific comedian and actor Dane Cook bravely came out of the closet (or should we say, out of the storage room of the Barnes and Nobles??) as a sapiosexual. For those of you wondering “What the heck is a sapiosexual?!”, well, it’s a fairly recently discovered sexuality where you like to have sex with girls who are really hot AND really smart. Since going public with his steamy and thought provoking new love life, Dane Cook has developed a habit of reading in the bedroom. “I’m a busy man and I have a lot of material to cover. Why not kill two birds with one stone?” Cook explains. Here’s a list of Dane’s favorite books to read while balls deep in a simultaneously hot and intelligent woman.

Keep reading

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new stream highlight vid!!!!!!!!!

I have a lot of stuff in my inbox to catch up with cause tumblr did the thing again where it doesn’t show that I’ve received anything with the lil red circle thing at all so I’ll try to respond to as many as them as I can when I can get around to it, sorry soryuryryr