just as  poopie coco-chan cries out “aahh iyaaaan~ my pantsu~” and the anime nerds reach for their sweaty dongs and assholes i come down from the ceiling and throw everyone into the nearest toilet and flush them while beating my meaty fists into their rumps 

you dont have enough milk sir

im doing 100 pushups daily all in a row and breahthing furiously, thinking about ho w im going to lay the smack down on  a bunch of hentai fapping ecchis, maybe put their heads in the toilet where they belong because their minds are literal toilets, g u t t e r  t r a s h 

im bulking up so when it’s time for youmacon i can go into one of the hentai viewing rooms in the darkness and beat up all the nerds when there blissfully unaware and just about to beat their mushroom tips to Pipi Kiwi Punyuyuyuru im fucking coming for you anime fans i can only imagine the smell

it was someone doing a parody of tedx talks