there was a flea..on my fucking bed..and i just washed these sheets sunday. i thought these assholes would be gone by now because i had diatomaceous earth ALL OVER MY FLOOR for days when i was gone and i vacuumed the shit out of everything, i caught 17 in my soap traps over the course of like a week, when will it end

hell

the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that im going to get ferrets soon

no! that’s not gonna happen *licks lips*