Hmm tough question. Either spike the dragon or Jory.

woeroboros:

hey fellas, just got back from having an EPIC fap

eyesocketfondler:

eyesocketfondler:

eyesocketfondler:

OHHHH GODDDDD I’m on the train and out of nowhere a furry caterpillar just fell down and landed on my leg???? And I shook it off and now it’s on the floor between my legs and the person next to me’s legs and we are both equally freaked out but the train is FULLLLL SO WE’RE TAKING SHIFTS OF WATCHING THE CATERPILLAR TO MAKE SURE IT DOESNT TRY AND EAT US

The caterpillar has moved across the train & is climbin up some dudes leg. Horror story has quickly become a comedy

MAGGIE SMITH HAS COME ALONG AND SEALED THE CATERPILLAR IN A TUPPERWARE PRISON

i’ve been researching stuff about bearded dragons like non stop since a couple days ago though…Like I had no idea that coiled UVB bulbs are really bad for them and can even kill them D: I cant stop thinking about Priscilla…i think im in love…i think im in love with my lizard pet