sailor-moonstruck:

Long live the queen.

hardfemmejerryseinfeld:

*glomp* ^__^

im going to have a bonfire tonight methinks : ) going to refill my estas jug lol! : )

laughingsquid:

Baby Deer Enjoying Belly Rubs Cries in Protest Every Time Worker Tries to Set Him Down

Well, I walk in to buy some tissues, and at the counter, I hear the manager
talking about some skateboard punks in the back by the garbage bins. The guy
said he was about to have to call the cops. I told him there’s no need to,
I’ll take care of it myself. So, I walked to the back of the store, and lo
and behold, a couple of good for nothings were tearing the place up. A
couple of them asked me what I was doing here, so I took of my shades,
looked them straight in eye, and said, ” Well boys, I’m here to take out the
trash, then I grabed one of their skateboards, and broke it over my knee.
Then, one of them threw a punch at me. I caught it, and looked thr punk
straight in the eye, and said ” I’m afraid theres no need for you to be
recycled, then I threw him straight over my head into one of the garbage
dumpsters. Then, the rest of the kids ran away in fear. I was glad I could
help my community, and look good doing it.