the popcorn lesbians post has like 500 notes, we will find it, we have to

i spent a whole night looking for it one time and my search history was just “blow up doll lesbians” on every porn site over and over, i feel like i saw something i wasnt meant to see and my memory was overwritten by a greater force

ok i found this picture in my folders and it reminded me that i am still searching for this long lost video and i cannot die peacefully until it is found.
over two years ago, i found this weird porn video online (shut up i wasnt doing anything weird!!!!!) of these two girls in this surreal looking room with popcorn and snowcone machines just sitting there and like pink and blue lighting everywhere. the girls were wearing stupid fishnet outfits with high heels and whatever
one of the girls had brown hair and she was having sex with the blonde girl with a strapon, and a blow-up doll was just sitting there i n the background like it was watching them. 
then out of nowhere the brunette grabs the blow-up doll, the lighting gets all dark and fucked up, and she pulls out a knife and starts stabbing the blow-up doll repeatedly, yelling at the blonde girl with increasing intensity “THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. THIS IS WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?” and the blonde girl just watches her
me & my friends have spent hours and hours sifting through porn streaming sites to find it and we never could
we called it “the popcorn lesbians” and i still wake up at night and wonder if it’s even a real video or if i just dreamed it….

thepowergame:

I tried to google what a chortle sounded like but found this instead

Abyssinian cat with kitten (x)