sneakycreatures:

what if one day we all woke up and the hands we jacked off with had turned into small anime girls like in midori days

cumpigbear:

I hope to tell some special guy “je t’aime” (I love you) with a heart-shaped porcelain locket filled with my dried cum.

This is about 8 loads. It will take about 100 more to fill it. The right guy will appreciate and cherish it.

cumpigbear:

A great anniversary tradition! At least once a week throughout the year, you and your man each add a load to your own respective cup of frozen cum. When your anniversary day comes around you’ll have big 52-load cupfuls of each other’s cum. My preference would be to pour it into wine glasses, make a toast, and drink up! What loving anniversary ritual would you and your man develop for feeding each other a year’s worth of cum?