whenever i used to get very sad about something i’d just listen to music on my mp3 player and dance (more like pace around aimlessly) in my room alone with the lights off lmao
it sounds silly but after a few fun songs i’d feel a lot better 
or you could pet a cute animal i guess mmmmmmmmmmmm

i want to say cumb

runepage:

nyannerz:

open Rp: , tired of all these poseurs„, where are all the Gamers at this party
 

Oen RP:

it’s a supposed retelling of real life events that happened to this guy when he was a young teen and it’s called “Storybro’s Magically Lewd Sleepover Adventure” which already gives u a hint to how obnoxious the story is before reading, so at least it’s aptly named.
There’s a sequel that is still on-going and there’s threads on /r9k/ for it almost every other day, if you can still stand to read more after surviving 400 pages of the first one.
it’s so needlessly drawn out since the author has mastered the art of literary autofellatio so he keeps going on about how he’s some kind of deep, philosophical sex god who will enlighten you with his limitless knowledge. He’s also a huge fucking creep and does a bunch of terrible things (like almost killing a girl for really no reason?) but acts like he’s so quirky and luvable despite that!!! :) haha gotta luv “storybro” he’s such a card who makes funny references to memes and video games, but he’s also so poetic and so wise :) he knows all about the taste of a vagina and what it feels like to be in love!! 
when I read it i’m torn between laughing to myself at how embarrassing and pathetic the author is and being legitimately worried from how terrible he is and feeling bad for anyone who has ever interacted with him at any point in time.
only read it if you want to make yourself suffer, it’s like my own personal hell