congratz on ur transformation into a true hamster

my friend thank-you-based-madoka said the same thing wtf i’m not a hamster!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m not a hamster!!!!!!!!!!! i’m not a hamster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there was this cd of this all girl metal band named Kittie in my brothers room that i found when i was very little and i wanted to make my own band just like it!!! so i took to the family computer and used this crappy old greeting card editing software from like 1993 to make my band’s poster…I liked the name “Kittie” but I wanted to put my own creative spin on it..
after some thinking i decided on the perfect name..I typed out “PUSSIE” in huge word art letters across the top of the page and inserted some clipart of a woman’s lips under it cause it looked metal and badass. My mom came up behind me and flipped out but i had no idea why she was so upset, i just wanted to make a cool band poster!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I was making this up

i eat bananas every day when i wake up for nutrients and they make me feel less sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my friend thank-you-based-madoka said the same thing wtf i’m not a hamster!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m not a hamster!!!!!!!!!!! i’m not a hamster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!