muscleluvr2:

date a girl who reads the folds of your disgusting fleshy dick like a palm reader. the only girl who would ever touch your filthy cock. when she reads your penis she finds out its the last time your message will ever be touched. you ejaculate sadly as your penis withers for the final time

muscleluvr2:

im sorry officer i took out the batteries in the smoke detector so i could experience the full pleasure of my My Little Pony plush with Fuckable Removable Ass Attachment. i bought the new Massive Power Dick Vaccum Vibrator and

||☸||       memiina