youre pathetic just like your weak ass little nipples that arent even toned and strong like mine

my names jeff, im 31, and i have bad balls, i cant even hope to get a date let a lone a kiss on the cheek because of it, if a sexfriend so much as pokes at them teasingly they dissolve into their hands and the smell is unimaginable 

like this status if you think you have bad balls, 8/10 of men admit to being ashamed by the look or feel of their own balls, they get made fun of in the locker rooms for their weak and bad balls and have to take herbs to make them stronger, the more times you have sex the more your balls get stretched out from all the pumping you do,  they get jostled around in your undercarriage and lose their firmness, this is hwo you get bad balls that cant even withstand being cupped and fondled without turning into dust