hi my names jimmy and im 13 and the other day i was playing with myself while watching showcase and i realised i couldnt quite reach my fireman with my mouth. so what i did was i took a small straw and shoved it down my urethra. and i started to blow really hard.. now i have a small bubble like figure on the side of my fireman.. could this be from blowing into the straw???

wtf Lelouch from Code Geass’s name basically means “shady” and “blind in one eye” in latin, how did i just find this out after like, 6 years

i had a really nice day today : ^ ) i went to the store and my boyfriend helped me pick out a really cool cute outfit!!! i found leggings with skulls on them and im really happy,  Goku is stronger but vegeta is cooler, im 38 with two kids…. my kids are weaklings, my wife left me and i like the way womans shoes make my calves look.

memejacker:

"Anime wallpaper that is basically some character from an unknown 2005 visual novel + a two-minute photoshop job" is an aesthetic and if you know what it is you know what it is 

categoryfourkaiju:

i did a bad thing