you laugh because im different…i laugh because youre all the same….

smugsbunny:

I was in the 8th grade taking a shit in the bathroom when two other kids from my class walk in and start smoking cigs. I finished and went go to wash my hands and one of them offers me a cigarette  and I think to myself “why the fuck not?”. Iook one puff and it was fucking gross and made me cough like crazy, as I’m handing him the cigarette back the principle busts in and says “My office, NOW”. At this point I’m like “oh fuck oh fuck my parents are gonna flip their shit”. The second get in his office he starts yelling “I am SICKENED by your behavior. I honestly don’t care what you do off campus, but on this campus, during these hours, smoking is ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE and you will be punished to the fullest extent.”. The nervous as fuck kid says “I’ll d-d-do anything j-just don’t call my p-p-parents.”. To which the principal said “Oh, I’m not gonna call your parents, oh no I’ve got something much worse than that.” The principal walks over to the kid and whispers something in his ear and he immediately starts crying his eyes out, he was like 14 years old so that must have been something really harsh. He goes to the next kid and whispers something, presumably the same thing and like the other, he beings crying like a baby. Then he gets to me. I hear his heavy breathing from all of the yelling he just did as he leans in to whisper, preparing myself for the awful words that have made two young teenagers burst into tears, hear the principle draw a breath in and prepare to speak. “The Bends is objectively the best Radiohead album.” I cried.

The way the hat folds down, it almost looks like a really wide-brimmed fedora.

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oh hey this is the pic that the dude from the radio station took of me
im an awful smiler