i watched sweet prudence and the erotic adventures of bigfoot last night it was hot

ha

where the fuc k is the remote i want to watch cake boss

last night i had a scary dream
i dreamed i went to this older guy’s house, i think he had kids but they weren’t there, and he was showing me his storm shelters and the safety rooms he built in his house just in case someone breaks in 
one of the rooms was a small room with a window where u can look in but it had blinds and bullet-proof glass, and you were supposed to lay down on the floor, and he was like, just showing me how it works and making me get down on the floor, then he pretended i was his daughter or son and started whispering “it’s ok sweetie ur safe now..shhhh…" while petting my head and i was uncomfotablesdf
then he asked if i wanted a snack and i said sure, and we left the room and i followed him into his kitchen. after a while of waiting for him to prepare something i noticed he started talking to himself and he suddenly whipped around to glare at me and said shit like “iS hE ugLY IF hE DOESnt USE shAMPOO??? doES THAT MAKE hiM UGLY??" with his eyes bulging out of his face
then i got totally spooked when he started walking towards me and i picked up a glass jar and chucked it at his head and sprinted for the safety room 
i locked the door and saw him coming through the window with a knife and he slid the knife through the door frame and tried to cut off my hands
after that i woke up and there was a huge thunderstorm ;_; it was not a kawaii morn