powerdad-official:

crustpunkslamdunk:

Why do we have two testicles instead of one big super nut

?

one of them is for pee

ssjgssjgoku:

-Epicman has a very full beard which makes shaving difficult
-Epicman punched his enemies so hard that they now fear him
-Epicman can kick

squeakykins:

I feel so pathetic doing this but I need help. I’m suffering. I’m on the verge of a breakdown that I’m scared I won’t be able to come back from.

Income assistance cut me off of the already pitiful amount I was receiving ($200/month) because I can’t find a doctor and now I have nothing. Trans, unemployable, mentally disabled, and in a terrible living situation. I owe $800 in medical bills, $500+ in vet bills, $200 for my name change, $50 for a new binder, and an $8000 estimate for top surgery that I will never in my wildest dreams be able to afford haha.

And my con. Anirevo, in August, my one opportunity to get out of this godforsaken shithole for a few days and spend time with (my only rl) friends that I am otherwise only able to visit once or twice a year. $200 for bus fare, $400 for my half of the hotel. I know it doesn’t seem as important, but it’s all I had to look forward to before they cut me off. Now I can’t do it without help.

So I’m asking for donations. To help with… any of the above, at all. Any amount would help, if you’d rather specify what you want it to go towards that’s fine, I will gladly keep a list. My paypal is mephitidae@live.com and I’m so, so fucking desperate. Signal boosts are appreciated too. I’m just so fucking tired.

Beautiful sunset out my window..

Streaming Life is Strange episode 1 in about a half an hour, get ready folks