I knew a Sam in High school and he actually had a twin brother who was the exact opposite of him, he was like super goofy and didn’t take school seriously but his twin brother was serious and got straight A’s on everything

There were always 3 other Taylors in every class I was in and it got confusing whenever the teacher would call that name so I ended up going by just “Tay” for years it was horrible

I have an online friend named Andrew and he’s great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s a sensitive soul and a good friend. I’ll never forget the time he set his skype pic to a picture of a chihuahua and changed his name to top dog

youcantfuckosmosisjones:

buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.

I have a friend named Alex, he likes jojo’s bizarre adventure and feet