im going to write down another dream i had last night to help my dream recall and waste time hmmm
i was in a big house, like a mansion, it looked like a sims house. i found a ghost guy who wanted to mess with the person who lived there because he was angry that the person decorated everything in a really ugly way. so we just broke a bunch of stuff and broke windows and the floor and changed the colors of a lot of stuff. the guy who lived there was pretty mad!!
then i thought i woke up, but i was just waking up in another dream, and i was in a mansion again but it was different and looked a lot like my grandma’s house? some other people were there, and we were sitting on a couch watching tv when we heard someone knocking at the door. i got pissed off and said we have to ignore them and that when i have my own house i won’t even let people knock on the door because fuck that!! but they answered the door anyway and from the room i was in i heard bits and pieces of their conversation and was really confused. apparently it was a father, his wife, dog and three young children who were on vacation but couldn’t find anywhere to eat so they were asking us to make them food.
the kids were little bratty shitdemons with huge heads and eyes and they looked greedy and soulless and it creeped me out and irritated me at the same time. The people I was living with invited the family inside, and they sat down at the kitchen table waiting for us to give them food. Somehow bags of fast food like materialized out of nowhere onto the table and they started eating that. I left the room to watch tv again but the people living with me disappeared for some reason, and when i walked back into the kitchen, the family was gone.
i saw some of the kids running around and being shitheads and i looked in a big gerbil cage,  and there was  a penis in there???? a gross penis just flopping around next to all the gerbils. i looked closely and the father was lying underneath the gerbil cage and had cut a hole in the bottom so he could put his dick in. the penis in the gerbil cage gave me bad vibes, so i walked away in search of the mom. i had a feeling tha t this family was going to murder me so i removed all the sharp objects in each room just in case.
i found the mom in some room and i think she chased me for a while until i pushed her out the window and she died. then i went outside the house to hide and i climbed a wall and jumped down to hide inside a stone tower thing but there was a huge bug with claws on the wall and it flew at me and i freaked out. when i heard the father walking towards me with his dog i climbed a fire escape thing and tried to hide again. my dog appeared out of nowhere and started fighting the guy’s dog, he bit the dog’s neck and won but he was all scratched up and looked tired and i felt really bad.
the father ran away and i went back into the house thinking everything was fine bu T NO the mom came back and had a small dog with her so i had to tell my dog to fight it while i kept trying to hit her over the head with stuff. the small dog started making really unsettling crying noises and started sounding like a cat and then i noticed that it morphed into MY cat and my cat was being mauled by my dog and i tried to stop it but she died and it was heartbreaking ;_; then i woke up and felt like shit the end 

my throat hurts and i wan t to crawl in a hole and fade away but at least my hair is soft and smells good

sora no otoshimono 

it’s an utau i made of my voice trying to sing the battle music for persona 4 

gingersmaps:

skeletonhaver:

this image is quite literally six years old now and that’s wild to me. there are actual real live human beings younger than this .jpg who are walking and talking unassisted. i feel so old. i feel death approaching. will i sleep? will i dream?

Old 4chan memes are so incomprehensible now. Matthew and I were just talking about this last night, I was describing a Hot Topic in 2003. “It was a simpler, more ancient time,” I said, “When a meme had a real longetivity to it. Years and years. And when somebody understood the bizarre reference, it was actually really cool, like: Yeah! We’re both internet weirdos! High-five! Now I see something funny and I’m already immediately exhausted by it, because tomorrow it’ll be on the Ellen show and my grandma will share it on facebook, and next week you can buy it on t-shirts at Urban Outfitters, and six months from now it’s going to be in a bunch of parody movie trailers. By the time South Park gets it in their show six days later it’s stale. It won’t go quietly into the night like ‘I’ma chargin mah lazers’ — an honorable death, at the highest it could go. It just immediately is sold and consumed and fucking awful. Immediately. And then it’s dead, before it even happened.”