Gex the gecko, arguably my first real video game crush. before hazama-kun and the Sim i made with maxed out traits + skills and sexy toned washboard abs, he was the video game character that got me the wettest within seconds

i smell like garbage, feel like garbage and i could just collapse into a trash heap and dissolve into every crevice and onto every shitty banana peel until im just gross garbage juice im a feisty little shitdemon who occupies the trash bin and waits for leftovers to soak my bod in, i always thought there was somethning a bit sexy about Gex the video game gecko and now i know its cause hes wearing a suit, mm *bites lip*

steffalopod:

in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god

terrifywhitepeople:

the fucked up thing about this is that dick is a nickname, not a given name. this guy could have chosen to live his life as richard, or rich, or richie, or rick, but he chose dick. this man knows exactly what he has done and his madcap grin suggests the soul of a truly brilliant comic. i will find him, and under his tutelage, i will ascend to the next level of blogging.

Garrett was the first to figure out the riddle.  He was the first to put it all together, find the numbers, and then arrange them and discover what they meant.  The reward for the assignment was the extra credit bonus she had promised in class, but also being the first to figure it out … he was rewarded with finding Mrs. Karrington, his Geometry teacher, right where the hidden GPS coordinates led him to … waiting nude, at the time of day the riddle specified, naked and willing on the private hidden beach.