shepardfaeries:

i thought itd be cool to show my snake drinking, and then i found the option on youtube to add their pre-recorded “rock” music and i nearly pissed my pants

i dozed off for about 5 minutes earlier today and i had one of those weird half-asleep, half-awake dreams, where i was just brushing my teeth for some reason.. i was trying to spit out the toothpaste, then i woke up and i was spitting onto my pillow

motdef:

holmyhan:

cryvantial:

silvermoonlight-gj:

defnotyouraveragewoman:

cumberderpy:

askthatsexy2pamerican:

ask-le-sexy-france:

askthatsexy2pamerican:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman!…