that feel when your dishwasher short circuits when youre trying to wash your entire strange animal dildo collection -_-

vixxydicks:

All clean! Dishwasher short circuited half way through the cycle, So my Beau and I washed them all by hand in a hot bubble bath.

Prior to cleaning we weighed the tub of dongs, and in total they weigh 65lb (4.5 stone). Just.. thats a lot of dick right there. They only just overflowed from 9 gallon bucket.

If anyone spots anything they’d like better photos of just let me know, Same goes for size comparisons or any questions at all~!

sidneyia:

"Stagnant Tomb Air" I’m actually crying. 

nukunukusirokuma:

ゆりかご／2010

Louise! Louise! Louise! Louise! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Uuuuuuuhhhh… Aaaa… Ah Aah! Aaaaaaaaa!!! Louise Louise Louise Aaaaaaaagggghh!!!
Uh Sniff Sniff! Sniff Sniff! Mmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmm! You smell sweet… Mmmmmm
Nnnaagh! I wanna smell peach-colored blond hair of lil Louise Francoise! Sniff Sniff! Uuhhh!!
No! I wanna puff that hair! Puff Puff! Puff Puff! Hair Hair Puff Puff! That’s what I’m talking about!!
You were so cute on the novel #11!! Uuuugghhhh… Aaah… Uh Uh Aaaaaaaggh!! Fooooooaaaaaahhh!!
I’m really delighted by the news of Anime Season 2! Aaaaaahhhh! You’re so cute! My lovely Loise! You’re so cute! Uh Uuuuggghhhh!
It’s also happy that the comic #2… Nooooo!!! Aaaaaaggggghhhh!! What the fuuuuuuccckkk!!!
Uuuuuuggghhh!!! Comics are not real!!! Uh… novels… animations… They’re all…
S H E I S N O T R E A L ! ? Noooooooo! Aaaaaaaaggghhhh!!!
Oh my Goooooooooddddd!! Nooooo! Fuuuuuuccckkk!! Halkeginiaaaaaaaa!!!!
Damn! Fuck! I quit! I quit this fuckin… Huh!? Watchin… ? She’s watching me from the cover?
She’s watching me from the cover art! My Louise is watching me! She’s watching me from the illustration inside!!
She’s talkin to me from the animation!!! Oh God… I still have some reason to live!
Yeeeeaaahhh!!! Louise’s with me!! Hell yeah Ketty!! I can do it on my own!!!
Uh Louise on the comic booooooook!! Uuuuuggggghhhhhh!!!
Ah Aaan ah aahh Her Majesty Queen Henrietta!! S… Saber!! Shanaaaaa!! Wilhelminaaaaaggghhh!!
Uuugghh!! Reach Louise, my soul!! Reach Louise in Halkeginia!