what would my ideal gf be?? well lets see
has good taste in music, loves metal, wears graphic t’s from hot topic with vintage video games on them, big round ass, makes me bacon for every meal then sucks me off at the dinner table, loves puns, is a bit “yandere” but only in the quirky cute way, she says “hey lets watch a movie tonight : ) ” and i groan, not this shit again, im tired of movies, i want fuck, i get ready to sit through a 2 hour snorefest, but then she puts a movie in…. and its a porno, i get rock hard, all 4 and a half inches standing proud above my gigantic sack that smells kind of like a wet dog, its hard to sit down sometimes because i can accidentally sit on my balls, theyre really heavy and full, taking up a lot of space, but she loves me anyway

good guy girlfirend, wont get mad at you for your extensive collection of cartoon horse porn, plays video games just like you, likes bacon, calls you papa, doesnt have pockets, you are her pockets,

none lol I don’t monetize my channels, the only benefit I would really get from becoming a youtube partner would be more protection from false flagging and other stupid stuff, and I’d probably only make like a dollar a month or something, while subjecting people who watch my videos to annoying ads
i’ve considered signing up for it, but idk 

I truly sincerely love Ulillillia and get very excited about his real life accomplishments

aaaa me too he’s such a cool dude!!!!!

that pic of ulillillia at his computer is my favorite