tsundere-dragon:

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muscleluvr2:

THIS ugly mother fucker <— Is fucking STUPID hot girls on the internet every day and all you’re doing is jacking off thinking about it. Guess what feels better than jacking off… If you guessed fucking or playing Crash Bandicoot Crash Bash you are right. Come to our combination fuck store and crash bandicoot merchandise retailer

it’ s so weird when i get that pain in my chest and throat when im sad but it like, extends all the way to my fingers in a line SUPER fast and aches all the way down i think im a mutant

uf0s:

mother loaf chirping to tipsy babies

muscleluvr2:

why wasnt marmaduke put down? look at the speed lines as he rips around the house in search of blood? marmaduke is a long and elaborate comic about why  great danes should be illegal. marmaduke is going to kill this old man after knocking over his trash filled with alcohol and empty pill bottles. he hates this old pathietc man and will eat him and with his incredible speed nobody can stop him. brad anderson hates great danes and wishes marmaduke was dead and so do i