i was on the phone with my mom and i kept forgetting what i was trying to say mid-sentence and my throat was really dry so i kept coughing every 5 seconds and sounded like a creepy ol d woman and im really embarrassed

the “innocent panty shot” or whatever page was the worst lol  

scrub my butt

pfffffffdhfkjsdhfg i like it!!!

i took a level in baddass -_-