Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

oeilvert:

dime que me amas

audible-smiles:

we bred wolves until they were dumb enough that they needed us and now we film them while laughing about how dumb they are and I kind of love it