tfw no indie gf to talk about the health benefits of drinking piss with, to cuddle while watching eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, to listen to her experimental electronic music tracks complete with sampled sounds of shattering glass and lawn mowers, chopped and screwed with many layers of reverb for that perfect authentic witch-home sound

id drink gallons of horse piss just to have an indie chick with dreads and a black and white photo blog sit on my face for a minute so i can inhale her ass scent

a good tip for people who love holding back their pee to feel good, when i drink Vitamin Water i piss like a racehorse, within minutes my bladder fills to capacity and the pee shivers are very intense, almost euphoric

what’s my beauty secret?? i gargle fresh piss every morning, the piss i save up over the night from drinking lots of Vitamin Water, it fills up my bladder to its limit and when i awaken i have a mini orgasm from all the pee shudders

would i drink my own piss for money?? i wouldnt even hesitate to say yes, hell, i’d even do it for free since drinking piss has surprising health benefits. win win situation if you ask me, really