mutaharu:

I CHANGED “THE 2DS” TO “MY PENIS” IN PONIFY AND I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN LIKE SEVEN YEARS IM LITERALLY FIVE YEARS OLD

i make fun of  memes because there an easy target and i have nothing better to do with my life. memes are innocent & never did anything to hurt anyone but i still ridicule them an d pretend to like them “ironicly” because they dont live up to my overly high standards of underground experimental humor that you dont see on cable tv. there are people who mindlessly chortle at a meme but not me, i get tim and eric, its a refined taste that very few people understand, i see a meme and i see the death of culture, and i see something to put on my tumblr blog sarcastically. go ahead and enjoy your foolish memes, ill just sit back and enjoy the latest xX☂☮COCK&BALLS-XDRUM EU4IA2xX∞✞ single  that i enjoy both ironically and unironically because the sound of static & running water with a robot vooice belching rhythmically is what i consider “real music” even thou gh it takes no talent to press a button and make electronic noises 

whats this i see on my computer srcreen?? a meme huh, such trash
only fools like memes, they probably also like barbaric rubbish like football and tv shows
i am the anti-nerd, the cool sort of nerd who has a higher intellectual capacity than most and as such doesnt subscribe to the tpyical meme mentality. i get memes shoved my throat at all hours of the day but i stand strong and hold my head up high, basking in the intellectual freedom that rejecting memes has given me 
if you ask why i cant enjoy the simple pleasures in life like memes, youre wasting your breath, im an empty husk of a being, i cant feel memes