I went straight for the animation section in hopes of finding the newest Prince Picha Picha tape, but unfortunately found the aisle littered with shit like Yuko Hiba and Haldi Daldi Sucking a Penis. I go up to the stock grunt that’s in the aisle over and ask him why there are adult anime videos taking up space in a family video store. He tells me to lower my voice, and I tell him not to disrespect me like that again. He tells me that if I talk back to him he’ll have me thrown out of the store because he’s the manager, so I lower my sunglasses, look him in the eye and say “I guess you’ll have to MANAGE this” and hit him with a flurry of dragon punches straight in his gut. Then I grab him by his collar and lift him straight up in the air and ask him where the Kimba the White Lion tapes are, he says love you man, i had my man back there trigger the silent alarm. “I may not be a lion, but hear my roar” and I throw him 20 feet in front of me into the cash register, “You’re due back in six days”. Three of his employees come running out of the back room with nunchucks in their hands and I jump up on the counter, latch onto the ceiling lights and twist their necks with my dangling legs “Heh, talk about a light fixture”. I leave the store, hop into my red camaro, and blaze off into the sunset as Moni Hima’s Chiba Chiba Surprise plays on the radio.