As requested by Kurosaki-san

This is a list of all the girls that Seireitou has slept with (Not in Chronilogical Order):

* Kurenai Yuhi
* Tsunade Senju
* Hinata Hyuga
* Rangiku Matsumoto
* Orihime Inoue
* Sachi Urami
* Assarishita Kousoku
* Rikka Nagoshi
* Ha

i’ll be on my death bed, all frail and barely clinging to life saying “an d then…on his profile page..he had a sex list…a list of all the anime characters his… original character had sex with..there were…so many names..”

these stories about stupid, inconsequential shit that happened in the narutofanon chat when i was 15 will always be apart of me, they’re all i have, i’m going to tell them to my children, and grandchildren, and I’ll be like that dude from Big Fish, always telling my fucked up internet drama stories about Seireitou and his wacky naruto shenanigans and never shutting up about it because I want these stories to become immortal, and they will continue to entertain many generations, after i pass on to anime afterlife, this is my gift to the world

I will never forget how, when a bunch of people from /a/ flooded the narutofanon chat, Seireitou devised some fucked up Death Note-esque plan where he would “delete” the “real” 4chan, and create a “fake” 4chan to put in its place, to fool everyone
or when that plan failed and Seireitou claimed he was going to shut down 4chan by hacking Moot’s computer

one of the biggest highlights of my teenage years was fucking around with people in a naruto wiki chat and i don’t regret it in the slightest