you walk in the room. there are scented candles evrywhere and the yu yu kakushu soundtrack is playing on my hello kitty stereo, setting a nice atmosphere. i saunter over to you wearing a sheer black gothic robe and geisha makeup, then bow. hello aniki, im glad you could visit. i say with a smile. dont be nervous, i like anime too and video games, lets have some fun, tanoshii. i giggle and pat the bed. you sit down and i turn on the tv. i change it to the japan channel. then i look over and notice that youre forming a bit of a boner down there. are you exited?? i purr as i crawl over to you on my big velvet bed. my breasts fall out of my goth robe and swing like pendulums, making smacking noises. i am a DDD cup and its really hard to find a bra in my size. it’s ok to look at my lil tits…i laugh, and take your hand to set it on one of my brests. knead it like your making tit bread, aniki. i cry out, and you comply. my yeast starts to rise. you twerk my nipple. i yelp like a little puppy in heat and start bucking my hips. i cant believe im about to cum from just my brest. im gonna cum from having my tit touched!!! i scream. you blush heavily and i see your cock, it ripped through your pants because it was so hard from see my veiny DDD’s. aniki…your chinpo looks like its in pain..it’s so stiff…i coo, as i scratch the tip of your fireman with my long red fingernails. allow me to suck it for you, or as they say, blow it. i whisper. you nod and grab the sheets firmly as i descend onto your golden rod. youre taking it like a champ. the tippy top of your 10 inch cobra scrapes the back of my throat and you start making sex noises. i decide that i cant take it anymore and i jump ontop of you, hissing loudly, and sUDENNLY i shoot long strings of silky web all over your body until youre completey encased, i turn you into my own personal mummy and dissovle the flesh of your pecker slowly so i can suck out your whole penis, your whole liquid penis goo. youre terrified as i devour your manhood and then all your other organs while ur still alive and screaming. i cut off your head with my vectors and hang it on my wall with the rest of my trophies. hm, it seems you have been fooled yet again. if you still havent caught on, i am actually an anime yandere spider. you probably thought this story was going to be arousing, but it ended in a very unsexy and random twist!! and it’s still really funny! !!! 

hello, ive tkaen up painting as a new hobby. my first painting is an expression of my strong passion for anime girls, hot anime vixens with nubile bodies ready to take charge. i had to try very hard not to cum prematurely while making each brush stroke

sschol:

stinkyhat:

sschol:

please dont make fun of me for my shitty dick! my gross plateau cock is my only insecurity, and i would really appreciate it if you didnt say anything about how small and bad it is

wow i cannot believe this steaming pile of a text post

IM SORRY ABOUT MY DICK OK!!! IM SORRY FOR HAVING A LIGHTWEIGHT COCK!!!!! STOP BULLYING ME FOR MY HALF-PINT PRICK

have you ever wanted to kiss an anime ??