take a gander, take a peak, at this fuckin alpha male righ t now, and while youre doin that, go ahead and tweak your nasty, disgusting poofed UP, ULTRA sensitive babys bottle shaped nipples, that are so soft squishy n out of shape they sit there and point downward and sway back n forth when they get too close to an air conditioning vent 

i call it ‘the rebel princess’, dark/ black comedy humor done right when, a disney princess, instead of having a happily ever after, is dying from a plague but wearing a relally hot & sexy version of her original outfit/dress to show that this is a modern take on a classic tale and her titties are showing a lot, its preferably a live action movie with anime influences, really stylistic and with cool cgi, slow motion stuff.
the princess enters the scene, shes coughing up blood and has guns and has to shoot lots of dudes because she bought weed from them and didnt give them the money, she has to get to White Castle, (instead of an actual castle like in a disney story its a fast food place) this is her main goal, maybe thats her home? who can say? but at some point her top comes off, you can see all her nipples„ she swears a lot to show that shes not some innocent little flower, shes not gonna take any crap from anyone, shes also kind of a femme fatale-type character with big lips, a tight & fit gymnast body and she could choke you between her thighs without even trying, shed stare you deep in the eyes and call you a little shithead loser while the life drains out of you and you can smell her crotch scent just before you pass out.

shed make clever little quips n sexual innuendos with that sexy purring voice to tease you just before punching your lights right out, calling you a stinky-dicked asshole with bad balls, hey asshole, why dont you wash your balls good enough in the shower asshole, its not that hard to wash your balls enough so that they dont have gross oil all over them all the time, you piece of trash, you dont even know how to scrub those balls correctly, ill teach you, give me a kiss daddy
she kisses you and puts her sunglasses on then runs off to do more crimes, you know that this is the path she chose, you can take the kid out of the fight but you cant take the fight out of kid, etc, (shes not a kid shes 18 at least though,)

you  catch her shooting up drugs later behind a gas station and  after some intense action scene she takes you on an insane road trip involving lots of weird animals and parties maybe a little bit of the ol’ ‘ultraviolence’, at first she acts cold and aloof and is just taking you along begrudgingly but then after a bit she decides that she wants to go to white castle with you, this is a huge turning point in the story and its when the fucking part happens, but then when youre riding her and givin it to her good, dog style, shes moaning and yelping and having a good time, you bump her a little too hard in the butt, and her hair falls off onto the bed
…..it’s a wig, she was wearing a wig the whole time and she actually had short hair, its kind of like a “scene” hairstyle dyed black with a pink strip on the chunk of hair that hangs over the eye, she looks at you wide-eyed, waiting for you to react negatively, until you clear your throat and say “instead of having regular princess hair that is pristine & long its like youre a rebellious, gritty & modern take on the idea of what a princess looks like, you subvert that idea completely and it gets me so hard” then she apologizes for making fun of your balls and starts sex again

you both get ready to start your journey once more and she decides to burn the wig and use it to light her weed to smoke it, leaving her old life behind, the ashes blow away into the sunrise and the camera pans to her smiling at you, some inspirational indie-type music is playing., you take her hand and get in the car and a green day song is on, which makes you both start bobbing your heads enthusiastically as you zoom away on the roads
pretty soon you finally see the White Castle logo towering above the hills and after a long and arduous journey you turn to the rebel princess and say “we’re here, we did it, we did it princess” but you notice that she seems sleepy, you park the car in front of the take-out window and start shaking her, and her eyes flutter open a litle and she looks up at you in a daze, you can see that shes fading away, you grab her hand in a fit of desperation, “we made it, we made it to white caslte, youre here” she smiles weakly and opens her mouth to speak but coughs violently instead, spraying blood all over you, she collects herslf momentarily to say “daddy, its dark, did we make it??” you nod, choking back tears, “i love you daddy” she mumbles with the last of her strength, and closes her eyes 

then she turns into a zombie, the virus finally took her and its too late now, shes changed, you have to cut off her head before she bites you, but shes got you cornered and you have no hope left, youve given up and just want to accept your fate as a zombie, when suddenly, Lucy from elfen lied appears on the roof of white castle and tears off all her limbs with her vector arms and she explodes blood everywhere, then she decapitates her and theres a fountain of blood, the ultimate dark ending where a man’s lover dies and is turned into a hot zombie but then destroyed in the most gruesome way right in front of his eyes, then he has rough sex with lucy on the tables inside the white caslte and the credits play, with 9 inch nails or seether being the closing song 

its the irony in combining children’s stories with cold hard historical facts that really gets you, ive read every “top 10 childrens movies that are secretly FUCKED UP” list on the net so far and i still want more, lol there goes my childhood

today on www. free-memes.biz i discovered that  as an adult i can enjoy cartoons n disney movies in a new light, because u can make up these fucked up theories for them so its like a cartoon version of requiem for a deam., who would have guessed that beauty & beast would be zoophiles, not me until my eyes were opened to the truth

the childish innocence of these disney cartoons contrasted with harsh gritty realities will leave your penis tip wet, dripping wanting more, subscribe for MORE childhood RUINED and find out, give a knowing, hearty chuckle when someone reveals that disney cartoons have dark secrets behind them that u never would have known when you were a kid but have thought about one day in your late teens as you browsed funnymama.com for the best memes, favoriting pictures of Hipster Ariel, drink your own piss