sneakycreatures:

new3ds replied to your photoset:Im screaming

WHAT THE FUCK

As I walk through the valley in my minecraft world
I look at my health points and realize Im almost KO’d
Cause I’ve been grinding and gaming so long,
That even Kefka thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain’t never pwned a noob that didn’t deserve it
you treat me like a nerd but in game I am epic
You better watch how you’re talking and who you’re instalocking
Or you and your party might be ganked in mid
I’m out of pee bottles, my bladder is full
As I piss, I see myself in the toilet bowl, scrub
I’m the kinda G the little gamers wanna be like
On my knees in the night shooting loads into my fleshlight

Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise

Look at the situation they got me facin’
I can’t live a normal life, I was raised by solid snake
So I gotta be down with the darkwraiths
lara croft has big titties, gotta masturbate
I’m an educated fool with rupies on my mind
Got my ult off cooldown and a gleam in my eye
I’m a hardcore gamer set trollin’ griefer
And the server is down so don’t aggro my anger, noob
Death ain’t nothing but a lagstab away,
I’m living life, praise the sun, what can I say
I’m level 23, but will I live to see 24
The way things are going I don’t know……..

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we pwn are you and me

Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in the gamer’s paradise

rotatingfloor:

thepervygamer sniped the 9001th note on my post about him so i take everything back hes actually the fucking best

rotatingfloor:

erarg:

nyannerz

*points at nyanners* NYANNERS IS A MEEEEMEEEE NYANNERS IS A MEEEMEEE

what have i become

crawmom:

woeroboros:

woeroboros:

seeing .gifs like this hurts my heart. It literally kills my soul from the inside out because I see this, and I know I’ve never had this and then the thought of me never having this enters my mind, and it makes me want to cry.

just can’t get it out of my head tonight

When i was in fifth grade i received a text message from a random number with this gif and salt n pepa’s “push it” playing in the background. It truly is amazing how certain points in your life can come full circle like this. Incredible.