i want to play video games and ride an exercise bike at the same time but im afraid 

how do ladies feel about pre-come?? a girl touches me and i start leakin instantly, whisper raunchy things in my ear maybe nibble my lobes a little and im dripping like a faucet, and if you give me a lil tug down there it just pours out like crazy, i wear diapers because of this 

i dont give a care about people who wear them whatever just wear them they feel good to wear have fun friends, but the people wh o constantly make it known that they sprout big chunky boners whenever they see yoga pants anywhere are creepy and i will make fun of them until the end of time

i used to feel sick pretty much all the time and feel fatigued and shitty but i found out that exercising and eating lots of good stuff like fruits makes me feel really good!!!!!!! really really good!!!!!

cultofkimber:

pretzel-the-hognose:

Pretzel spent half of his birthday trying to understand the concept of wrapping paper.  He failed.

_{But it was very cute.}

Oh my god.