that feel when youre sitting behind a hot girl in class and she bends over a little and you can see her undies, the undies that she uses to cover her princess parts, you can see them, and theyre all worn out and have stains all over, you wish you could smell them, and you know then & there.. that shes perfect for you…

yamino:

shifting-motives:

wuffinarts:

pretzelscavenger:

conquerorwurm:

lolzpicx:

The anatomy of the Beast

I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.

cock of a HORSE

i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT

lol my childhood sure is ruined now who would have expected that xDDD :)

metafuneral:

heckacute:

Girls with cellulite and soft stomachs whose thighs rub together when they walk are the world’s most precious natural resource. 

imagine being a 27 year old man and writing this post. imagine being any age at all and any gender and writing this post