cumpigbear:

My cumbox. I bought this at a craft store, shot a bunch of loads into it until the inside was varnished with cum, then gave it to a good buddy as a keepsake

hhhhhhhhh what am i doing i dont know anymore

i found this shit i made like over a year ago and im still dying

deshaun-watson:

Tumblr User coalgirls Found Nearly Dead After “jacking it to hentai” for a Day Straight

The tumblr community almost lost a loved one today as tumblr user coalgirls was rused to a nearby hospital after masturbating to japanese cartoon girls for 23 hours straight.

The fiasco started yesterday when he made a post saying “bout to jack it to hentai fora s long as I can…wish me luck bros…”. At first, his fellow followers and mutuals cheered him on. After a few hours, they started to worry about his well-being, and messaging him on tumblr and skype to make sure he was okay. After he did not respond to anyone, some people started to panic and make posts wishing for him to be okay.

He was saved after he made the post “someone help me.. kant stop jackin..”, as someone nearby called 911 to save him. The witness, who wishes to remain anonymous says, “Alex is one of my favorite bloggers. He is probably the only person I know that has one hand on his computer making gifs and the other jacking it while sleeping. His posts are like no other. I’m glad I was able to save him before he died jacking it. He’s lucky that I saw it though, as he deleted it like 10 seconds after I saw it.”

For now, Alex is okay, as his only injuries is a really sore hand and severe exhaustion. He expects to be making gifs by tomorrow, so do not worry that much.