fishingboatproceeds:

The aftermath of my intense jerk off sesh during the fault in our stars

When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? 

I do not know but my dick is still rock hard.

jerkcity:

#5610: the reason the sky looks blue

nashirasauce:

I wanted to try entering in AniRev’s mascot contest this year Q v Q

kasoukai:

heckagood:

kasoukai:

cerulean-lightning:

Why are you replying to your own message?

daddy wont let me text anybody else but him, but hes busy right now so im having some fun by myself! >//o//<

wtf^

hey why dont you back the fuck off before i call my daddy in here. my daddy doesnt take too kindly to people who look down on our relationship if you know what i mean. what i mean is that he is very strong and scary and he could beat up ten of your dads so just shut the fuck up