father: time to un-pause this good game of dark souls and fight some bad monsters after grabbing myself a beer, nothing like a nice gaming session in the ruckus room while the wifey is away
son: dad, i want to play games too
father: no son, you are a casual, a word i learned online that means youre a video game novice, and so you are grounded from the playstation games system until you shape up
son: im trying my hardest